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On the off chance you haven't yet...
Do us a favor and friend my Author Journal jae_christopher so you can keep abreast (heh "breast") of my already published and upcoming work, yes ( Read more... ) -
Good job, Ma...
Here is an excerpt from a conversation I had with my mother last night ( Read more... ) -
............THE HELL?!
A falcon.
Three wild turkeys walking down the street.
The fucking Tim Burton BATMOBILE.
These are three things I have seen when I have looked out of the windows of my house. The last one being not ten minutes ago.
What *WORLD* am I in?! -
It's funny that I'm watching this because the show ended in Season 3, obviously...
So I'm sitting here watching an old episode of Charmed...one of the Paige ones (which, see title...I don't like Paige, I never did, I never will, she is a poor replacement for my beloved Prue...) and for some reason Paige is a redhead in this ( Read more... ) -
Best get some cream on that BURN.
A phone exchange that occurred not five minutes ago ( Read more... ) -
Pixellated Homophobia
Contrary to popular belief, gay as I am, I don't hate homophobes. It's more that I don't understand them ( Read more... ) -
In case you weren't aware, this is the kind of random shit that occupies my time...
I make it a habit to always keep mints or gum on my person (you never know when you shall be invited to an impromptu smooching session). I have recently taken a liking to Excel mints. I had a tin (they come in tins...like Altoids and that makes me giddy) of the green Spearmint ones, but then decided to give the blue Winterfresh ones a try ( Read more... ) -
He is the most accidentally hilarious motherfucker on this planet...
Me: Y'know, that's something I could never do...date a cop.
Den: Yeah, I know. I could never date someone who's job put them in the face of danger.
Me: Right?
Den: (deadpan) So Darkwing Duck is completely out.
Me: (laughs uncontrollably for three minutes) -
Really? REALLY?!
Exchange that occurred in the living room as I sat and watched Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan ( Read more... ) -
No. I'm NOT dead.
It's been FAR too long since I updated my journal OR posted one of my strange, meandering thought trains for you. So here..have this ( Read more... )