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I went to church today, and it was good.
I got some shoes today, and they are nice.
I got some Motown on iTunes, and it is full of soul.
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When you buy off iTunes, it always asks you,
"Are you sure? Are you sure you want to buy this album?"
By which it should really ask,
"Are you drunk? Are you really buying this album drunk?"
I own a lot of mowtown stuff now. -
Gnomes.
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I also wondered what I would look like as a brunette.
Watching the Sex and the City movie, I remembered the last time I really celebrated New Year's eve on Folly Beach. My first roommate kissed her husband, my then roommate canoodled my friend Jacob. My friend Amanda absconded to a room she shared with my friend Zack, and I threw a sneaker at my RA's brother's face when he refused to get out of my ( Read more... ) -
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Car found.
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Be on the lookout for MIchael Jackson driving some Ugly Rims, likely in Mexico, but keep an eye out.
"So what happens now?" I asked. It's the kind of thing you ask after you have The Talk with that someone you love, or after you call home from college to tell your parents you spent all your money and it wasn't even good beer. It can also be used in numerous interactions with police officers. It was to this category that this conversation belonged.
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Defined
Caffeine Addict (n): 1. A person who ingests upwards of 1,000 mg of caffeine a day; 2. A person who relies psychologically on the intake of coffee or tea as a matter of habit; 3. A person who realizes they bought a whole can of coffee beans the day before and forgot to grind it, so they pour the beans into a bowl and mash it with the bottom of a ( Read more... ) -
Intersections
So today I was standin round at the WAP* and I said to my face-painter with 80's style rocker hair ( Read more... ) -
Dialogue
"Hey just do it. assume the position ( Read more... )