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Post the first line of your journal from every month.
January
outside my house
is lamplit by an orange light
February
I DRAW EVERY DAY.
ALL DAY.
March
it was rainy today
so i ate a whole pizza
SHIT
April
I could really use a good solid rant and rave today
May
Dave's all like...
You should make an artblog out of your livejournal.
June
I've encountered a lot of ( Read more... ) -
It happens.
1. How does the world see you ( Read more... ) -
Actual tambourines.
It's weird, I didn't think I'd be that excited, but I got infected. Last night I was actually riding home on my bike around 11 when it was called, and I followed screaming from halfway across town to the dorms where people were falling out in their pajamas with tambourines - yes, actual tambourines, somebody was ready for this. Everyone I rode by ( Read more... ) -
Ten grown ass people at the movie theatre
Ten grown-ass people were standing in line at the concession stand. The mother in front turns from buying her Cookie Dough Bites and says ( Read more... ) -
Jesus Christ and the Redemption Brigade
Today I woke up. This keeps happening.
I woke up with enough time to go to a get-together with other ladies who are fond of the Jesus. I never can think of a good word for this kind of arrangement. "Bible study," "ladie's group," "Brunch n Jesus" all make me sound like a real bible-belt, Palin-loving nerd, and this is just not true. I go to ladie's ( Read more... ) -
How things happen, or, How eBay and a bottle of red Zinfandel can change your life
Well
what had happened was
I have a hobby. This hobby is to become partially inebriated then watchlist things on eBay.
Now now.
Watchlisting is like window shopping, but a little more proactive. It's more like going into a store, seeing shit you like, then hiding it, because you're not sure if you're going to buy it but you sure as hell aren't going to ( Read more... ) -
Janet.
I
went to see
Janet
and
she shook that huge booty
there were fireworks
and a bondage chair
and breakdancers
and glitter
and boots
and stompin
and amazing.
But now I have work to do (which I love!) and a dirty house (which I came home to and ugh!) and cramps (because I am a WOMAN). -
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Sometimes
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Dragging.
My car ( Read more... ) -
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Some days are awesome and shitty all at once
like a great, burning, soul-rending poop.