I'm back. Yeah, I was being too much of a pussy to think of anything to write for a while.

"Life is so emo." It is. Everyone needs to fucking lighten up.

"Talk is cheap." Sure, but it seems that no one can shut the fuck up.

Bleh. I've got nothing. I'll shut the fuck up now.

I'M BACK, FUCKERS!

Yeah, the trip was okay...But 7 days with my family can be quite intolerable.

I got to see big trees. Rocks. Prostitutes. And a funny drunk man singing out of the window of a limo to no one in particular. I got to go to Madame Tussaud's wax museum in Vegas. Mmmhmm


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For everyone's viewing pleasure, I give you the hottest looking pair boobies I've ever seen in my life.

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My brother (six years old), is quite the thinker.

Diarrhea= SLOPPY POOP

Bra= NIPPLE COVER

Brilliant, isn't he?

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Hi, my name is Tabitha. I am a 12 year old dead girl and was bruttally murdered by a pack of wild men. If you do not copy and paste this image and link in a bulletin or on your Livejournal , Xanga, or e-mail addresses, I will appear in your closet the next time you open it and kill you. www.utada-online.net


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There's nothing smellier on a hot summer day than a vagina leaking menstruation juice.

...But, there's always the cooling relief of Preparation H!

I hate hypocrites. Nothing a little Preparation H couldn't solve, though.

I wish I was a manman. With a nice, long and limp peepee.

Girls are annoying.

Being fat scares me.

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I wish I had boobs. My mom wanted to buy me breast enhancement pills. Yay for cancer. Bra shopping makes me cry.

"I am OOCHIE, la la poppin' COOCHIE."

I like to stick my fingers in vaginas.