I love Brendan.

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I think I'm still drunk. I feel like shit. Last night was a ton of fun, but the aftermath.. Not so much.

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I have decided that Brendan is a whole lot more awesome than I am, and more intelligent. But I am prettier.

Dear Brendan,
I think you should gain ten pounds. But then those awesome pants that you'll never wear won't fit you. Maybe I should sell them to Le Frock. It won't hurt my feelings.

P.S. This dried papaya is really chewy.
Thanks for coming to the party with me, with all my hair friends. And gay boys.