Facemaster Act 1, Scene 1

[sergeantcircles]

Enter Sarah McDonough's facemaster:
Sarah's Facemaster: Avast!
The picture I hold for thee
Accentuates
My heterosexuality
and my love of the Bengals!

I am coy
insofar that
I wear no pantaloons!

Phillip Wienholts, from the shadowsA darling nymph I do spy

Comments

[_snarla]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL FOR DAYS
I NEED MORE!

[charlesglobe]

LOLAEAEAEAAEAEAE

[subterfuges]

''

[_planetshhh]

TEE HEE HEE!

(said in a really deep, scratchy tom waits voice. it's better that way. monotone, too.)