Pimpin' My Rental

[sergeianbubbles]

Tomorrow I am going to see my Ex. The Ex I was with for 6 years, 7 states, 2 continents, and 8 automobiles. The Ex I haven't seen in three years. Yep, the Ex. The Ex, and her 2 month old baby, Kate

Comments

[gremlingirl]

Surely Not!

[nainoj]

Strangely enough, you are right, she had no objections to my nefarious plan.

[nainoj]

Unfortunately, the Ex was not amused when I said, "You know, if you got rid of your baby, and got a dog instead, I could cruise a better class of chica."

No one understands me!

[mercurysmile]

I think she should see the brilliance of your plan and let you go ahead.

[sergeianbubbles]

Oh, she did agree. I think there is something about the baby that she is not telling me. Like maybe her husband is the devil, and the child is the spawn of satan, and if I use the baby I will only be able to pick-up the hardcore goth and death metal chicks.

Maybe, but probably not.

[eyelid]

If you offered to take the baby off her hands for a while, giving her an afternoon off, she might not care about your reasons at all.

[sergeianbubbles]

Well, since I showed her my super-secret Livejournal (my former super-secret livejournal), and she read your dastatrdly comment, I think she considers me volunteered.

For the best, no doubt. She's had a lot of help so far, but, hopefully, she knows I'm always available.

[crawl27]

i don't know if using a baby to pick up chicks would work. i know it wouldn't work on me. i'd think you were taken. and even if i didn't think you were taken i'd be all "eh baby." but then i don't like babies.

[sergeianbubbles]

I should just show up at the park with a variety of babies, animals, and sports equipment and see which attracts the right kind of woman.

Live and learn.