Tomorrow I am going to see my Ex. The Ex I was with for 6 years, 7 states, 2 continents, and 8 automobiles. The Ex I haven't seen in three years. Yep, the Ex. The Ex, and her 2 month old baby, Kate ( Read more... )

In case you missed it, and I can't imagine how you could have, Arnold Schwartzen-Who-ee is running for govenor in California. Yes, it will only be a matter of months before the Mad Austrian assumes the reins of power in the Nations largest state. Initially many expressed concern: "What about," many inquired, "his close ties to Waldheim; can an ( Read more... )

Having taken the Bar Examination I am encouraged in my likelihood of passing by two things ( Read more... )

Qui est le dick privé noir ( Read more... )

All Clothes are reversible, it is only an issue of looking like a goon.

I have been limping since Thursday. I hurt my foot at the gym. At least I think I hurt my foot at the gym. It began aching somewhere between the front door and the coat rack. Sometime before I actually did any "gym-ing". But, having made the five-minute drive to the gym I felt it a waste of my time to simply go home without exercising ( Read more... )

While I do not like Rap, I do like Rappers. More to the point, I like Rap Radio DJ's. In an effort to hype an upcoming Rap Shin-Dig, samples from the new R Kelly CD were played over-the-air. In these samples, R, or Mr. Kelly if your nasty, proclaims that he is the Pied Piper of the R&B community. For those keeping track at home, R Kelly is the ( Read more... )

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39 die in Rhode Island Night Club
21 die in Chicago Night Club
134 die in South Korea Subway

Being a claustrophobic misanthrope is really starting to pay off.

When I turned 6, I moved from Virginia to North Carolina. North Carolina seemed much like Virginia, except it almost never snows in North Carolina. The lack of snow struck me as illogical, it is, after all, North Carolina.