Getting so drunk and so stoned that me and a couple guys went streaking across town and right past an old folks home. Then, we had to outrun the cops, which meant running into the woods, and I sorta... hit a wall.
When I woke up, these Girl Scout cadette chicks found me, and I'm pretty sure one of them tried to rape me while I was out.
I don't know, I never really got into the whole Star Wars thing, so my gut goes with Indiana Jones. The guy's just totally cooler, flat out. Plus he'd crack that whip thing and it'd be over.
Yeah, I agree, he has whips and stuff, plus that cool fedora. Han Solo's just got a few guns and a Wookie. And a bum spaceship. Indy can outrun boulders and walk across a sea of snakes! That's just badass.
Okay look, a guy really isn't supposed to give the roster until he's getting married. And since we're not, I'm not answering the first part.
The second part... was this chick named Carmen. Dancer that I met down in Mexico when me and a couple of buddies went for a friend, and she was into the whole skater thing, so we hit it off. The girl had a fantasy involving whips, feathers, and tequila. Freakiest time I ever had.
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And I really don't hate you, I just really don't like you. I mean come on, you totally hate me.
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When I woke up, these Girl Scout cadette chicks found me, and I'm pretty sure one of them tried to rape me while I was out.
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Your honest opinion please. :)
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Well...
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Aww... I was really looking forward to this one, too. Come on, anything?
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Okay look, a guy really isn't supposed to give the roster until he's getting married. And since we're not, I'm not answering the first part.
The second part... was this chick named Carmen. Dancer that I met down in Mexico when me and a couple of buddies went for a friend, and she was into the whole skater thing, so we hit it off. The girl had a fantasy involving whips, feathers, and tequila. Freakiest time I ever had.
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