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Dissociative Identity Disorder As Marketing Strategy
WHY do I keep going back here? It only makes me weep and wail and gnash my teeth...
ETA: After visiting the above-referenced Link of Terror, you deserve to cleanse your palate with something like this. Ahhhh... clean, refreshing Anna! Breathe, indeed :) -
Wheeeee! They're dead (I *think*...)!!!
Ryan the Bug Man just left. For the princely sum of $125, he drenched the main wasp nest in the side storm door frame, along with about nine different "satellite" nests in various areas along the undersides of the overhanging part of the roof (I'm sure there's a technical term for this area, but damned if I know it) and other locations with Sweet ( Read more... ) -
Extermination Time!
Okay, I am announcing to the world at large that I have officially had it with these motherfornicating yellow jacket wasps that have taken up residence at various locations around the exterior of my home.
Last year, when we bought Beige Acres, we noticed some, um, insect activity around the vicinity of our side door. We would see a few wasps ( Read more... ) -
Thoughts of Mine
OK, I have had about enough of this "lost miners in Utah" thing. This has bugged me from the very beginning, but the procto-cranial inversion of the entire situation has reached heretofore unimagined heights of human incompetence and bumbling. So now I must say something ( Read more... ) -
More fun with bugs!
I am idly wondering why cicada killers hate my car so much. When I pull into my driveway, I can count on one or two of them whipping around and around the vehicle, and ricocheting off my windows for about 3-5 minutes (after that, I think they get bored-- or tired of bonking their empty little insect noggins, perhaps).
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Laying the OK Cupid Smackdown
Background: This is an email reply from me to some pathetic online Casanova wannabe, who wrote in response to my (not-so) personal (anymore) ad on okcupid.com. I despise people on dating sites whose M.O. is to concoct some overwrought work of quasi-romantic drivel without any actual content (let alone personalized content), cc it to the entire ( Read more... )
