*puts on headphones while walking through the graveyard, too lost in 'thought' to hit play ( Read more... )

Dude, we were somehow re-ensouled. I can only conclude this because it's happened once before, only not to this extent, yo! My girl is terribly upset! She is clinging to me and won't let go! I can only soothe her by carefully stroking her hair and telling her of my undying love for her. Maybe that will be enough to quell the voices inside her ( Read more... )

Ah, it has been a marvelous time here in Sacramento, yo. My newest partner to share my unlife with is completing me in ways that Cara never could! She was a lovely girl, but nothing that can compare with the beauty of my Katerina. However, I am glad she has found peace among her people in the circus ( Read more... )

*tries to resist the urge to run into the sunlight ( Read more... )

Oh, I swear if that git were not in my body he'd be lacking one all together. It's been a constant war with the bumbling idiot ever since he managed to switch our bodies. I'd quite like to kill him, but my body is far too pretty for that. I mean really...Er, and I seem to have to obey whatever he commands! Bugger all. So far he's had me ( Read more... )

Buggering hell! What did that bloody idiot do ( Read more... )

Yo, the furious lady is, um, dead. I think. She looked like a popsicle someone left in the sun and disappeared. I waited and waited but she didn't come back. The sun started comin' up and the other minions were being mean to me and my Cara-bear. They wanna be their own demons now. I tried to tell them that it's, like, hard and stuff, but they ( Read more... )

Yo, this actually havin' to fight for this chica is annoyin'. What do I look like? A lacky ( Read more... )

Yo, the new boss like attacked this chick last night.

She looked kinda like Miss K. Dude, she screamed like her, too! Isn't that weird?

Maybe that double of Mistress K is back? That'd be crazy. I should probably tell her, but Furious lady has me workin' a lot. She's hard to please.

Bein' a minion to this Furious chick is hard, yo! I have to move stuff and stuff. She's always out punishing people who messed with their families, which is like everyone in the town, so she's busy a lot ( Read more... )