do you know those photos you always see of your parents, the ones where they are shining youths, somewhere around thirty, sitting on someone's front porch, holding infants, drinking beer, grinning, and you can tell they were talking about something totally mundane and everyone's arms are full and they all fit just right, even those friends ( Read more... )

Oh shit, nevermind. I just realized I left my moleskin knock-off in the back of a taxi: my life is a hell.

Hey kids, if you're feeling blue, hop a plane to the Midwest. Step two is stay with awesome friends who live in an awesome city. Step three has something to do with R. Kelly but we needn't go into details ( Read more... )

So you're by yourself in a pizza place and you're thinking Jesus its lonely here and truth be told you really don't feel like interacting with anyone on any sort of meaningful level but you call anyway, you raid your cell phone looking for that one number thats going to make the difference because its got to be in there and that's pretty much not ( Read more... )