So, this year I've gotten flowers *4* times, which is like, a record since I was coupled (haaaappy birthday Mike!).

A tulip on valentines day from a gay guy, roses twice from a dutch guy (in Spain), and a rose from an older janitor when I was doing homework one night.

Looks like Europe is where the flowers are. Too bad I don't like roses much.

Tonight I want to cut myself into multiple pieces ( Read more... )

Why don't I just drop my business major?

*High five the Spanish language*

So yesterday before my shift my GM tells me that the owner wants us to fire this girl ( Read more... )

What kind of guy calls a girl at *10* on the dot, on a Friday night ( Read more... )

Next semester my roommate will be (dun-dunah-daaaaaah) Dan.

Mom and dad are really weirded out by me living with a guy.

I'm really glad I won't be solely responsible for my bills.

anyone else think thats weird?

I am going to start a couch rating system.

Last night: Josefs.

Leather is sticky on your face if you lose your pillow.
Decent back support.

that is all

I smell like sammiches ( Read more... )

So I'm having a New Years Eve Party and you should come.

Yeah but nobody searches ( Read more... )