I want to destroy a world with ice cream.

Anyone want some free kittens you can have them for FREE! otherwise i might have to drown them all in good fun.

Where to turn....where to turn....

Scott pushes me up against the lockers, with his pants down, while screaming "where is my dick?!?"

Firstly i would like to state that i am an asshole. That way if you read this and you think i am an asshole, you wont need to tell me because i already know ( Read more... )

Following logic is wise...but sometimes it is not right. Following emotions isn't wise.....but sometimes it is right. Following your heart can be hard....but the rewards are high. Living life is good....even if you don't do it right. Keep your chin up, each year should get better, but you have to go with the flow.

There is a fucking bull living inside the stomach shitting out of the person's throat.

Even with shitty situations,shady people, and being sick,i gotta admit that i still love life. I love living and everyone else should to its so much fun. I want to live forever. Hang out with me and we can enjoy life together. Special thanks for the people i have been hanging out with lately- Bud, Will, Thomas, Paul, John, Nadyne, Kyle T., Scott ( ( Read more... )

I want to be in the Iditarod, as a husky or maybe even a moose.

So yea i work at the commisary and the stuff i do is pretty much like wharehousing and sometimes stocking. So the other days my buddies at work were talking about how on thanksgiving like ajabillion trucks come in so we have a lot of work to do, and since the store is closed it will be easy to stock everything (usually all the customers get in the ( Read more... )