im gonna have 97 kids with myself...i should use protection

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man..hurray i get to see myself in my undies and no one else does...andrew all u have to do is ask...and brittany if i come home from a hardcore day at work and my undies are gone im going to hunt u down and spit on u like a bug u fucking underpants gnome!

im too hardcore for ur mosh pit...too hardcore for ur most pit....too hardcore makes me shit ( Read more... )

I guess the boner of death doesn't help too much ;-)

i had fun last night...but it is still temporary bliss...unfortunately i was told today that the pills i have been taking are doing absolutely nothing...and im going to have to pay to get different ones...kinda funny...i have $1.62...i skipped out on goin to the clinic today...cuz i worked 9 hours and didnt feel like getting tortured again today... ( Read more... )

hmmm...if this thing were real...i'd have a definate ego boost..

my patience is gone

an endless supply of rum would suit me just fine right now