Anyone who has been unfortunate enough to taste, see, witness, hear
tales of, smell, or be in the 6 block radius when I have attempted to
cook. . . will vouch for the fact that I can't. I have fucked up
macaroni and cheese, even frozen pizzas.
(I know, I know. I've heard it all before)
Tonight, I turned a new leaf. I knew I would be home alone,
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