I'm off work with a damn cold, my sinuses feel like the expanding waistline of Billy Bunter, my stomach is doing a very good impression of what it would feel like to eat a bag of spanners and my nose, oh how it flows like a thousand rivers that no Kleenex man sized enough nor no tampon absorbent enough can dam the flow. This is no man-cold, this is ( Read more... )

Stuck in Manchester Royal Infirmary with suspected kidney stones. Want to go home so much, I'm so bored and lonely in here. Doctor says I can discharge today and follow up treatment in Stoke or stay and hopefully get sorted in a few days. What shall I do? I haven't had any pain since friday night/saturday night.

I will get around to updating this sometime soon.

Promise.

I'm finally not a drain on society and by that I mean I'm finally employed ( Read more... )

Mother - "So, when are you going to tell me about girlfriend ( Read more... )

Again, I haven't updated in a long time but to be honest with you all I really didn't have anything good to report and re-hashing it all again through here would have crushed me, for it's only today I have received good news that I feel encouraged to tell you all about it ( Read more... )

Well, well I have officially joined the ranks of sad bastardness considering I watched the Eurovision song contest last night but don't judge, it's like a car crash you just gotta look haven't you ( Read more... )

The title pretty much says it all ( Read more... )

So today I found out I’ve been shafted a couple of times which quite frankly has pissed me off to no ends, still every dog has it’s day and it’s not even worth going into great detail about it, a couple who read this blog will know what I mean and I don’t care to go into great detail about it online…I just wanted to use the word ‘shafting’ as with ( Read more... )

...is amazing. That is all.