Updating is for losers ( Read more... )

I'm glad I have all next week off. I'm going to spend it working on the short novel/long short story I'm writing. It's about a girl who kills her father by bashing him in the face with a whiskey bottle, buries him in their backyard, and is then driven insane with guilt.

Tee hee.

Hey, what's that? It's the sound of me neglecting my LJ ( Read more... )

axe_face made me do it. Quiz thing behind cut.
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What's this? Two updates in one day? Has the whole world gone mad?!
No, I'm just bored.

So, who wants to see pictures of my catfish?

( you know those fish with the swollen lips
that clean the ocean floor? )

Me and axe_face in 20 years.


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Hi. Before anyone points out I lied about updating more... HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! A GOAT PLAYING THE BANJO ( Read more... )

Hey everyone. I'm still around; I've just been busy with stuff ( Read more... )

Sometime last week my computer broke, and I just got it fixed yesterday. Which partially explains my absence ( Read more... )

Argh, I'm going through Starbucks withdrawl. I haven't gone there in 17 days, and it's been the same amount of time since I bought a book. This must be some kind of record for me. Not buying coffee or books for more than two weeks didn't really help me save money, as today I bought $60 worth of Einsturzende Neubauten CDs ( Read more... )