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Since I moved into my new apartment, there's been a good deal of spiders on the ground floor (where my and sara's bedroom is), mostly small, and a few roughly the size of a quarter. I myself am not too down with spiders, but i can calm myself enough to at least trap them under something until they die, then find a way to dispose of them. Sara is ( Read more... )

I think Taco Bell should cut their menu down to only one item called "Grab Bag". Seriously, has anyone actually ever got their order there instead of the car behind you's or some shit? It seems every fuckin time i go there and order the same meal, it rings up a different price, and i end up with either extra food that's not mine, the wrong order ( Read more... )

My african american computer class teacher just said "Whasaneva' ya do". hilarious.

It figures that when given all semester (january 24th - now) to write 15 pages...i wait until 6pm the night before its due to even look at the guidelines of what im supposed to be doing. It also figures that i insist on telling everyone i know, to get some sort of sick self satisfaction when in all honesty i know this is no ones fault but my own. ( Read more... )

i hate having hardcore kids as my friends, because whenever i have nothing to do and log on AIM to see what everyones doing, their away messages are always cliche lyrics instead of what theyre actually doing

This happens everytime my dad gets in my car for me to drive him somewhere:

http://www.vw.com/commercials/popup/airport.htm

One thing i've never understood is "extra strength" condoms.

Ok, given the purpose of a condom, doesnt everyone always want the most strength they can get?
I just cant see someone saying "0.2% of me wants to have a kid today, so dont go bringing home those extra strength ones!"

http://www.m90.org/./gallery/video/Simpsonsvoices.wmv

It just occurred to me that i've weighed the exact same weight for 3 years straight now. I'm not exaggerating at all when i say that for 3 years, i've weighed 165 lbs, not +/- a single lb. Im beginning to think im a robot more everyday. A robot that cannot seem to be programmed to update his livejournal more than twice a year.