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I was helping a customer out over the phone the other day and it had got to the point where i needed to ask him for his username and password. At this time the guy started flipping out, calling my company unprofessional seeing that we had to ask for his password, and asking "what kind of fuckin operation we were running". Eventually he got pissed ( Read more... )

I think anyone who drives a white car and has a roof-rack on it should politely drive off the road. I don't even fuckin speed when im driving, but whenever i look in my mirrors and see that shit my stomach flips inside out thinking its a cop. I'll bet the drivers always wonder why people in front of them suddenly stomp their brakes at random all ( Read more... )

On my way into work today, i was cut off by one of those suburbia soccer vans. You know, one of "those vans" covered in team-spirit ridden chalk writing all over every window on the vehicle. As they were cutting me off i was reading the side windows, boasting "FAIRPORT RED RAIDERS ARE AWESOME!" As my hand was in motion to lay down on the horn, i ( Read more... )

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One thing i cannot fucking stand is automated sinks in bathrooms. Has anyone actually figured out how to properly use one of these? Usually it works at first, gives you enough water to wash one, maybe two fingers max before it shuts off. Then the rest is a mystery to me. Do you move your hands? back away from the sink? It seems no matter what the ( Read more... )

I don't know if you all recall last semester, my mentioning of my computer teacher with the cornrows, who frequently said "whasa neva ya do" in a serious manner, and did not speak a single word unless into the microphone being amplified by a single speaker in the front of the room.( Well, i just thought of something else. )

Dont you love those random people on your friends list who, every 2 months make a huge long entry about nothing and start it with: "I seem to have forgot all about this thing, anyone still reading it? Im really gonna start using this again"...then two months pass and they write a carbon copy entry. I must have no less than thirty people on my list ( Read more... )

i'd be happy if i never had to have another meaningless converstaion with an oral hygienist about my job, what i do at my job, what school i went to, what year i graduated, if im going to college, where im going to college, what im studying in college and how long i lived in fairport; all while having overly minty paste and all sorts of dental ( Read more... )

I think the worst feeling in the world is when you dont have cable, and four out of the five channels you do have is midgets selling real estate.

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