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[severus_rules]

Volunteered to help Lockhart with his lame little duelling club today. By duelling he meant poncing around like the wanker he is. How old is he supposed to be? 40 or something? Bloody Hell. Clearly thinking he could make me look like a right prat at the same time. Expelliaramus has never ruled so much. I know I’m a bit famed for lack of exuberance

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[kayori]

I always knew Lockhart was stupid. *Shakes head* I don't see what other girls see in him.

You on the other hand.. Well, it's no surprise you won the duelling match.

[severus_rules]

Thank you Miss.Kayori, it’s nice to know that not everyone is enamoured of that idiotic peacock. Still I wouldn't want to be traipsed after by all those starry eyed HufflePuff girls anyway, and the Gryffindors *shudder*. I have enough trouble trying to discreetly dispose of the plethoric quantities of underwear that Millicent sends me...

...at least I hope they're from Millicent, the number did seem to jump skyward when Lockhart started teaching here, oh my God *facedesk*