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The beginning of term is never a very good time for me as it is but Dumbledore announced that the Potter brat was to stay with me! The reason for this, despite all the bollocks dark side crap Albus came up with is just clearly to get back at me for my 'nagging' him about the Dark Arts position ( Read more... )

9 Lasts.
last cigarette: last night
last beverage: fire whiskey
last kiss: that’s not funny
last movie seen: I’m not a sodding muggle. Even if I was I’d have better things to do.
last phone call: What do you think? That I texted Voldemort to ask about clubbing on Saturday and I had to call him because he couldn’t understand me? …..NOT A MUGGLE
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Since lady_gaslight raised the question of what I’m going to do this summer, I have been pondering this issue with my free time.

Summer, analysis.

Problems:
I don’t much enjoy many outdoor activities.
The dungeons are hardly the place to entertain people.
I have no one to invite.
I dislike having fun as it is undignified.

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Third Year presentations today were so hopeless I nearly killed myself ( Read more... )

Volunteered to help Lockhart with his lame little duelling club today. By duelling he meant poncing around like the wanker he is. How old is he supposed to be? 40 or something? Bloody Hell. Clearly thinking he could make me look like a right prat at the same time. Expelliaramus has never ruled so much. I know I’m a bit famed for lack of exuberance ( Read more... )

So, the crème of the Valentines crème was;

Dearest

If I see you talking to Arabella again
I’ll kill you both

Love from your precious
Bellatrix

Fu-ck-ing - Hell

Still haven’t won House cup.

Dumbeldore’s was OK. Got completely hammered on nettle wine tho. Ugh. I always get stuck on that whole you-know-who-dark-side-incident ( Read more... )

Going to Dumbledore’s wine and ice-cream night later on today. I do like him despite his clearly trying to pass himself off as a harmless old codger all the time just to sidestep his and McGonagall’s twisting of everything to favour bloody Gryffindor. I wish someone would just tell me, what the hell is so fucking great about Gryffindor ( Read more... )