rice pudding is good. it soothes my homesickness. wal-mart infuriates me, whatever county i'm in. i can't wait til this weekend, i get to go to Seaworld and the mall, then i'm coming home and spending some quality time with my much-missed family, and i get to open birthday gifts. yay for iPod and Dooney and Burke ( Read more... )

i had a really good dream about jack sparrow. REALLY good. then it morphed into another really good dream involving John Travolta, which i can't even begin to tell you how random that is....leave it to MY brain to pair me up with a chubby scientologist. but it was still good :)

must...stop....slacking....and....keep....packing. argh.

....i found 2 of my roomates on facebook. they're twigs. if my 3rd mysterious roomate is anything like them.....i'm gonna be the fatty in room 104. plus it looks like one of them drinks obsessively.

*sad puppy ears*

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my first major accomplishment in life.....

I GOT MY IB DIPLOMA. I PASSED. FUCK YEAH, BITCHES.

.....the good news is, i found all my roomates on Myspace and sent them greetings. The bad news is, i think they're clones. All their pages are identical, except for Megan. Megan actually listed her religion as "buddhist." the other 2 dont even list religion. all are single, straight, white, don't want kids, have no profile pics, or friends ( Read more... )

anyone see the new criss angel episode where he PULLS A WOMAN APART on a park bench, out in the open....and her top half falls off the bench and her top half screams when she sees her bottom half just standing there and she crawls....JUST A TORSO....CRAWLS away, STILL SCREAMING. and the bottom half just stands there, wiggling its toes. and then ( Read more... )

so my mom, liz, and i were sharing a serving of dessert at Applebee's for dinner and there was one bite of ice cream left, and momma went for it, but liz intercepted and i tried to hold liz's spoon down with mine so momma could get the ice cream and it barrelled out of control into a squealing cursing spoon-hockey match with momma winning cuz i ( Read more... )

i'm halfway done with a winecooler, i know, i'm a pussy, but i feel warm and relaxed and i guess i'll use this journal as, well, a journal. so i liked this guy named ****, and i was pretty frickin' excited about him cuz 1. he's cute *amazingly charming smile*, 2. he can kinda dance, 3. his sister is hot, too, and 4. he's going to UCF. but it' ( Read more... )

....do you know how utterly, basically, wonderfully gratifying it is to open your To Do List on your university website and see "You Have No Items in Your To-Do List"? Oh, it is almost orgasmic, to know you have finished your financial aid folder, signed up and paid for Orientation, have a dorm contract and a potential job, to have shopping lists ( Read more... )