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it has come to my understanding that i've posted about a metrci asston today but i just need to point out that i did not inted to type "yo" in my last entry, but being as "you" is such a great word, i'm leaving it that way. thank "yo"u.

( obscene behavior of a man on the verge of his last remaining hope to stay alive in the insanity of this morbid chaos of somber day and lost night spiraling toward the end of the world as we know it in a a simple knife fight )

due to riah's lj icon, it has come to my understanding that robots now have vaginas and listen to le shock. thank yo.

i just realized that, in spite of not having any cigarettes, i'm feeling pretty goddamn decent tonight. it's noce to have a change of heart like this.

zachxzach: it's got viruses ( Read more... )

what a guy!

pussy.

moustacheonly

so, i pulled this tick off of my leg (just above the inner ankle) the day i was helping paint megan's living room. it was kinda purple looking at first but i didn't really pay any mind to it seeing as the tick had already started feeding on me. after a couple days it started looking all infected and shit. pretty nasty stuff. talked to my nurse sep- ( Read more... )

mr. waste is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.N
POISON
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yer goddamn right i am.

so we went to some party the other night. megan's mom told us we should go. weird shit. it was pretty fucking lame. buncha fucking preppy ass kids from her school plus the fact that it was fucking 3 dollars a cup. we all decided to make a trip ( Read more... )

i really should be in bed. have to go to megan's graduation at south today like at 10:00. too damn early for me ( Read more... )