Another Maddie Moment.

---A very smart and intellectual conversation

sexy JADE sexy: omg remeber when u wer a kid and ud be like "no" and then the other person would be like "yes" then u'd say "no" and then theyd say "yes" and then ud trick them and say "yes" and then they would say "no" and then ud be like hahahhhahahah
MiZZmaDDie17: YES
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don't be cryptic.

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sexy JADE sexy (10:32:02 PM): whats the name for when u are given two choices but its not really a choice: like u either havev to suck this cock right now, or ill kill you. so obviously ud suck a cock. whats that called?
Sugar Magno1ias (10:32:48 PM): uhm
Sugar Magno1ias (10:32:50 PM): come again?

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how i came across this, only God knows....


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4/20 IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO GET HIGH. THE PEOPLE WHO DO, ARE JUST INSECURE WITH THEMSELVES AND WANT TO FOLLOW THE CROWD. GET HIGH ANOTHER DAY, 4/20 IS FOR THE ULTIMATE LOSER. WANNA BE A LOSER, SMOKE ON 4/20!

masturbate

v 1: stimulate sexually; "The old man wanted to be masturbated by the prostitute" 2: get sexual gratification through self-stimulation [syn: wank, fuck off, she-bop, jack off, jerk off]

AN AMAZING QUOTE SAID BY AN AMAZING PERSON. STEPHANIE.

"Tink is not a disney princess, she is Peter Pan's whore."

this girl makes my life worth living.

WOW. LIVE JOURNAL IS NOT ADDICTIVE ANYMORE. HOW SAD. MY LIFE IS PAST LJ, AND ONTO MYSPACE.

                                 BRB...

for about 8 DAYS.. BECAUSE I WILL BE IN   THE WONDERFUL MIRACULOUS         AMAZING   SPAIN!!!