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"What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can ( Read more... )

Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times

La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo

o canada


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Ohmigod, you're totally freaking out. You're, like, bolting for the door.

p.s.
erin enjoy this one.
memorize it well

This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
I know.
What do we do?
Enjoy it.

You don't like raisins?
Not really
Why?
They used to be fat and juicy. And now they're twisted. They had their life stolen. Well, they used to taste sweet but really they're just humiliated grapes.

I may just have to move to canada.