I got to be Member of the Day on Bolt a few days ago.
I know you think Bolt is lame Bacon Bit, and you're right, but it was fun getting notes from weirdos and 14 year old haters.


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I don't think I like this bein' an adult bullshit.

I was standing in the kitchen the other day and out of the corner of my eye, I see my 50 year old father go dancing by singing "If I could turn back time". As if that was not disturbing enough, later that day he asked me if I liked his house shoes. He then had to go into detail about what a great store T.J. Maxx is. This is a man that used to be Mr ( Read more... )

I've always been a classy broad, except for that time I called a boy named Heratio.."Fellatio", but today I had to shed the nice girl mittens and bitch slap someone in the face. Ok, I didn't actually slap them, but I sound cooler when I say that. Two "not so slim" ladies <--take that lightly, brushed past me in the grocery store today and made some ( Read more... )

Yet again, Hollywood has triggered my upchuck reflex. After visiting a site about awful celebrity plastic surgery, because..I guess I felt like torturing myself, I was disgusted with the sad attempts at perfection. People that looked fine to begin with, totally fucked themselves up... and people that were already fucked up basically threw ( Read more... )

Campus Ladies was not as funny as I thought it would be. I guess I should know by now not to get my hopes up about new tv shows. What happened to IMAGINATION? I've been watching Elimidate for Pete's sake.

While waiting for my boyfriend to get his slow ass out of the shower...I stumbled across batteries that ACTUALLY worked. Thus:


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Today was a happy day until I decided to ride my horse & use my new saddle...resulting in a pulled butt muscle, eternal knee popping and an ear ache. It's so windy here today, it was all I could do to keep my lil' 96 lb. self from blowin' in the breeze. I hurt my ass so bad my MOM had to come out there and help me off my horse. Then my dad, the ( Read more... )

Ryan and I are going out tonight.
Bacon bit, looks like I'll be able to help you with your script after all.
*wink*

This makes me laugh...immensely

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