battlemasterark: I'll probably wind up being the new maintainer
crystelle: does that job come with a child
battlemasterark: I think the requirement is that I don't ahve one
battlemasterark: *have
battlemasterark: pintos is will be my child
battlemasterark: will be*
battlemasterark: not is will
battlemasterark: is will
battlemasterark: is will
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crystelle: did you like the Obama speech
battlemasterark: I don't watch tv
crystelle: I saw it on YouTube
battlemasterark: I don't 'tube
crystelle: it's also available in text
battlemasterark: can't read
battlemasterark: unless he refers to americans as "my niggas" I am not reading it
crystelle: I hope he doesn't pick a shitty running mate
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crystelle: ooh Olympic trials are on
crystelle: ...there are no white guys
battlemasterark: well yeah, why would a white person be on trial

crystelle: Schumann had syphilis and he wasn't a jerk
battlemasterark: did Schumann also bite a horse?
battlemasterark: no wait nietzsche did not bite a horse
battlemasterark: he HUGGED a horse
battlemasterark: hooray
battlemasterark: thanks wikipedia
crystelle: who bit a horse
battlemasterark: horsebiters
crystelle: that seems unsanitary
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battlemasterark: ugggh this book is awful
battlemasterark: if they spent half as much time on the content as they did the typesetting, it'd be decent
crystelle: hahaha
battlemasterark: complete lack of rigor
battlemasterark: "SHOW THAT THIS GIVES THE EQUATION OF A LINE THROUGH THESE TWO POINTS"
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crystelle: 31%!!!!!!!
battlemasterark: ?
crystelle: of my ESSAY
battlemasterark: K
crystelle: THIS IS A BIG DEAL OKAY
battlemasterark: OK
battlemasterark: 31
battlemasterark: PRIME
battlemasterark: GOOD
crystelle: IT KIND OF DETERMINES IF I GRADUATE
battlemasterark: WILL YOU MAKE IT TO 37
battlemasterark: 39??
battlemasterark: OR NOT 39
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battlemasterark: I ignored jane austen book club
battlemasterark: but then rush hour 3 I thought "hm how bad could this possibly be?"
battlemasterark for some reason, I never realize that if I ask that question, I probably don't want to know the answer

battlemasterark: chocolate jesus gets no love just because he is anatomically correct
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crystelle: why are some people such dicks
battlemasterark: WHAT HAPPENED
crystelle: I was coming from the grocery store and at the intersection and I spent a split second waiting to see if the lady opposite me was going to turn left or right (if she turned left I would've had to wait, and there's usually somebody there turning left)
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