i love sweden. i love everything that has ever come out of sweden, including ikea, ingmar bergman, and especially ABBA.

my new celebrity crush is ben affleck!

i am drinking a great big vat of smartwater, because i am smarter than you.

i have condensed milk in my throat!

i love the smell of hawaiian tropic sunscreen, especially after it's been baked in julianne's car for a fortnight

it's been far too long, faithful readers. i've been listening to the great LP called life.

i'm back in los angeles and i've come to realize that i'm just another ant in this crazy antfarm of a city. give me a call because i'm starved for attention since i have no friends and no one likes me.

<3 pauline

i can't wait until julianne gets here so that we can go to nichols, my favorite restaurant in the world

NOT

every last inch of me's covered in hairrrrrr

new york is in the muthafuckin' house

i have new bras!