In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start Smoking.

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Well, that plan's fucked. 3 weeks without a cigarette, ruined.

...Oh yeah, I quit smoking. Not anymore, though... apparently.

I've been diagnosed with epigastrisitis (sp?). Basically, my stomach acids have eaten away at my stomach lining causing my stomach to inflame, making it ungodly painful to swallow food and water. The culprit: alcohol. I've been told to stay off the hooch for about a month, and take meds to reduce the amount of acids in my stomach. I also have to ( Read more... )

I went and got my tattoo done... finally... on Tuesday. I haven't taken any photos of it, mainly because I'm slack, and don't have a digital camera. They're on their way, though. Never fear.

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I just thought I'd get in before Wil makes a post about last night ( Read more... )

I want a son.

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I don't even remember where things left off. I have one of these things just so I can put it on my CV. I swear, thats how I got my job at Dominos ( Read more... )

Jimmy is the most unintentionally harsh person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Here's to laughing at inappropriate moments, trust me, its worth an entire entry.