I just bought myself the 100 icon add-on thingy for my lj and now I get to subject you all to the mad, mad creations I will produce when I'm feeling a little less apathetic to produce them! WOO hah! I got y'all in check
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I feel like The Pied Piper! Only instead of a flute, I'd have this badass electric guitar pouring forth metal justice that draws crowds from all across the LJ land and I'd be sportin' big hair and a ripped baby tee and leather pants with THE most darling stilletos and I'd snarl like Billy Idol as the throngs chant "Sexion8! We think you're great!" behind me.
Sometimes I miss the big hair. I refuse to have it again though, simply because I would look like I was complying with the acceptable norm lifestyle here.
When I manage to lure him into the special Patton-ted (oh god I'm so funny!) dungeon I've had made for him, I'll create a clone and give that one to you.
Let me get this straight on the "Oprah" thing. People are pissed off a writer *shudder* made shit up? I thought they were supposed to do that. I thought they all did that. Artistic license and all. I mean, if not, you better get your ass outside city limits ASAP, because the Gunslinger's out there somewhere looking for the man in black. He'll be a lot more fun for you if you get him before his hand gets chopped up.
Zombies via cell phone, huh? You should check out Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. It's basically about a lullaby that would kill whoever heard it and how hard it would be not to use it.
Let me get this straight on the "Oprah" thing. People are pissed off a writer *shudder* made shit up? I thought they were supposed to do that.
Well, yeah, if they're writing fiction. There's a difference between being an author and being a LIAH!
This guy peddled his book around as an autobiography. It was not an autobiography. It wasn't even a semi-autobiography. Shit, it wasn't even based on actual events!
The whole thing with Oprah is that we all knew weeks ago the guy was full of shit thanks to The Smoking Gun website that outed him...but she defended him on national t.v. She even called and yelled at Larry King when HE had a show about the asshole.
Now fat O's eating her words when Frey admitted on her show that he lied about every single fact in his "autobiography". Hee!
Woof, I've made and lost a whole slew of friends on-line. It's pretty amazing how disturbingly close you can get to another person by a relatiosnhip of only 1's and 0's floating over wires. Feelings can get pretty intense and then out of noweher, the friendship just fizzles to nothingness. Yeah, like you I used to get bothered by it, but you kind of learn the whole ebb and flow of on-line friendships...
If you gain a new friend, awesome. If you lose them a month later, so be it, at least I have some porn to help me mourn my loss... ;)
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I've used blogger for years and find it much more user friendly than LJ. That being said, I'll pack up and follow wherever you lead, O Great One.
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Zombies via cell phone, huh? You should check out Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. It's basically about a lullaby that would kill whoever heard it and how hard it would be not to use it.
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Well, yeah, if they're writing fiction. There's a difference between being an author and being a LIAH!
This guy peddled his book around as an autobiography. It was not an
autobiography. It wasn't even a semi-autobiography. Shit, it wasn't even based on actual events!
The whole thing with Oprah is that we all knew weeks ago the guy was full of shit thanks to The Smoking Gun website that outed him...but she defended him on national t.v. She even called and yelled at Larry King when HE had a show about the asshole.
Now fat O's eating her words when Frey admitted on her show that he lied about every single fact in his "autobiography". Hee!
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If you gain a new friend, awesome. If you lose them a month later, so be it, at least I have some porn to help me mourn my loss... ;)
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