Bazooka

[sexion8]

For the benefit of my newest LJ friends whom have been insane...I mean kind enough to add me, let me briefly describe my job.

I work in a strip club; specifically in a tiny payroll/bank/clock-in office I affectionately call The Cage. I thank god for this job because situations get as bizarre as it sounds and provide me with stories to write about

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[sexion8]

A good idea in theory, but I don't ration my alcohol when I drink. Nor my opinions. And I'm afraid the whole "night out" thing would turn into the world's biggest roast about fugly strippers and my revulsion. And I don't feel like getting beat dafuggup, especially by someone whose muscled arms look capable of a vicious rabbit punch. :O

Thank you so much for the well wishes. We're handling it, hon.

[snoopdancydogg]

yeah, that settles it.

The lips are so ugly, I would have to wear the paper bag on my head, just 2 be certain it was not removed.

WOW.

I mean her lips kind of remind me of Mrs. Potato-head.

[sexion8]

That just made me laugh so loud I scared my dogs.

[skyblade]

Heh, "Blanka" is the name of the monstrous green guy fromt he STreet fighter games.

[sexion8]

I know! Classic.

[gravedirt]

Lines that made me laugh so hard:

She hints at an upbringing in Spain, but I happen to know she's from Akron, Ohio.

You seriously wonder if she's going to give you a lapdance or rip your entrails out in ravenous mouthfulls.

This poor girl doesn't realize she looks aged with this uh, caking on of color! But, you're right--not your job to break the news to her.

Oh my god, how your posts make my day. Akron, Ohio!!!

[sexion8]

Swear to god, she uses color palettes not meant for human skin. More like for carnival rides.

Your posts likewise make my day! LOVE picture posts.

[lezopez]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Bazooka. HEEEEEE.

Please dont ever leave me again.

[sexion8]

Dude, I wish you were there with me. We would've had a BEAUTIFUL time with this.

Not planning on going anywhere soon! No worries, my Lezo-bo-Bezzo.