Bazooka

[sexion8]

For the benefit of my newest LJ friends whom have been insane...I mean kind enough to add me, let me briefly describe my job.

I work in a strip club; specifically in a tiny payroll/bank/clock-in office I affectionately call The Cage. I thank god for this job because situations get as bizarre as it sounds and provide me with stories to write about

Comments

[katesti]

She does have pretty hair.

But how old is she??! This is my question. That I could only manage after almost falling out of my chair with the laughing.

[sexion8]

It's a good question--I don't know. I'll check next time I go in to work.

[sucrelefey]

Suggest the ladies organize a girls night in which everyone plays with each others make up, hair and costumes for fun, trying different looks and styles. No one does their own makeup. Maybe they will look in the mirrors and get better ideas when someone else does their faces.

Meanwhile therapy laughter.

[sexion8]

Hell.

NO.

The last thing I want to do is have a slumber party with a bunch of crazy strippers. I'll wake up to an empty house and driveway.

Laughter truly is pure therapy. Glad I haven't forgotten how to do it.

[pallid_regina]

Holy collagen, Batman! OUCH!

[sexion8]

That's the scary part--it's not collagen. Her lips are actually normal-sized until she balloons them out like a crazy mental patient that got into the blood stash.

[everlastinggoo]

OMG she's horrendous!!

[sexion8]

You have NO idea!

Re: How about a mask?

[zombie_mom]

HA!

How about one of these: http://www.1blued.com/masks01.htm

Re: How about a mask?

[sexion8]

Ok you guys officially won this thread with those.