Bazooka

Jun 14, 2006 12:00

For the benefit of my newest LJ friends whom have been insane...I mean kind enough to add me, let me briefly describe my job.

I work in a strip club; specifically in a tiny payroll/bank/clock-in office I affectionately call The Cage. I thank god for this job because situations get as bizarre as it sounds and provide me with stories to write about ( Read more... )

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lyrainverse June 14 2006, 20:16:59 UTC
AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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sexion8 June 14 2006, 22:12:37 UTC
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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sunshine95 June 14 2006, 20:30:12 UTC
No suggestions, but that was fricking hilarious. Thanks for brightening up my morning. ^_^

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sexion8 June 14 2006, 22:13:14 UTC
Aw, shucks m'am, t'weren't nuthin'.

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particle_person June 14 2006, 20:58:53 UTC
Oh jeez, my CHEEKS hurt from trying not to laugh out loud. That poor poor woman.

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sexion8 June 14 2006, 22:14:51 UTC
I mean, there isn't even anything I can suggest to her for an improvement. Outside of the home depot sandblasting department, that is.

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normal for someone with a cabbage head zombie_mom June 14 2006, 21:35:13 UTC
HAHAHAH!

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Re: normal for someone with a cabbage head sexion8 June 14 2006, 22:15:55 UTC
She's so gross!

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idioscosmos June 14 2006, 21:48:25 UTC
Blanca? Like
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sexion8 June 14 2006, 22:17:57 UTC
Like Blanka from Street Fighter?

YEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

She could always get a job riding a firetruck around a circus ring. I hear Barnum & Bailey pay top dollar.

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idioscosmos June 14 2006, 23:30:35 UTC
You know, I've seen the web site of where you work, and the great irony is of all the women there, the best looking of the lot is caged up in the back where no one sees her.

On the other hand, that is a whole world of more hygenic and dignified.

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idioscosmos June 14 2006, 23:36:43 UTC
And what's up with strippers and bangs? All of 'em. Bangs. Like they get their hair cut normally and when it comes to the front they're "Um...could you cut it kind of like Moe from the Three Stooges?"

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