Interview Sexion8

[sexion8]

Because the wellsprings of creativity have dried up for me 'lo this past week--indeed I have lost the wherewithal to write at all--I'm going to leave it up to you, my esteemed LJ friends, to provide this entry's content. No need to thank me, I am known to demonstrate random acts of unselfishness now and again

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[luftballoons]

Have you ever thought, no matter how briefly or fleetingly, about doing something morally reprehensible to keep a love/lover? If so, what?

[sexion8]

Of course I've thought of it. And I've done so.

The boyfriend I had before I met and married Pineapple drove me nuts. Just bonkers. It was one of those I-loved-you-more-than-you-even-liked-me situations.

I found a random girl's phone number on his beeper (remember when we had beepers instead of cell phones?), called her and informed her we were engaged.

Then I told her I was dying of cancer and isn't she ashamed trying to take my fiance when the whole purpose of our impending marriage was because I was dying?

She was sobbing by the time we hung up. I wasn't sorry at the time, but when I think back on it, I feel like a total heel. I mean, why didn't I just dump the cheating fuck? Nooooo. Because I had to have revenge.

Now that poor girl probably has personal issues because of what I did. Apparently, she didn't even know he had a girlfriend because according to her, he "acted single".

The revenge should've been on him. I've learned my lesson since then.

[luftballoons]

LOL

Oh, man. I'm sorry but that is so, so classic. You totally gave that chick a complex.

[kittenscurious]

i have a couple:

why do you call your husband pineapple?

and

why you gotta be so sexy for? ;) (i'm actually assuming this answer to be much similar to the bitch question.)

and

wherefrom did your great love of wonderwoman come?

[sexion8]

Pineapple was actually the nickname given to him by his childhood friends--I had nothing to do with it! He's Japanese, but was raised on the island of Oahu, Hawaii. :)

[sexion8]

Oops, forgot to answer your second question.

Wonder Woman has been my idol and inspiration since time out of mind.

In my last post, I wrote about how I was limited to my television watching, so that left Saturday morning cartoons (Superfriends and the t.v. show "Wonder Woman" starring Lynda Carter) and comic books. I watched and read her stories with the ferocity of the truly devoted.

Wonder Woman has always been a part of my childhood, so I carried her with me on to adulthood.

I cannot think of a better female role model out there, honestly, fictitious or real. She is favored among the Olympic goddesses, after all.

[oldtownhooker]

Sexion 8, were you born in Las Vegas? If not, what drew you there? What has Vegas been like for you as a resident, as opposed to a tourist? What is your favourite Vegas memory?

LOL I THINK BABA WAWA'S GONNA LOSE HER JOB LOLOL

[sexion8]

I was indeed born and raised in Las Vegas. I've visited many places, but for some reason remain here. Hard to give up a city that has everything open 24 hours, ya know

[oldtownhooker]

that is the greatest story EVER

[tedwords]

Sexion8, what outfit would you want to buy at Cher's upcoming yard sale?

[spicypotatochip]

do you believe in an afterlife?

[tedwords]

What would you do if you could turn back time?

[sexion8]

What would you do if you could turn back time?

If I could find a way? I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay.

[bunnikins]

According to your user info, you have dogs, cats, and a kid.

Which do you like best?

[sexion8]

When my kid was younger, definitely him. Now that he's older and pretty independent of all parental advice (((sarcasm))), I like my pets best. They're happy to go to sleep when I tell them to and never complain about what I give them for dinner.

[kittenscurious]

how old is he?

[sexion8]

He turned 17 in August.