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Interview Sexion8

Oct 05, 2006 00:04

Because the wellsprings of creativity have dried up for me 'lo this past week--indeed I have lost the wherewithal to write at all--I'm going to leave it up to you, my esteemed LJ friends, to provide this entry's content. No need to thank me, I am known to demonstrate random acts of unselfishness now and again ( Read more... )

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pallid_regina October 5 2006, 16:30:29 UTC

If I came out to visit you, what would we spend our time doing?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:55:20 UTC

Oh, I would have to take you to see the show in King Arthur's Court in the Excalibur hotel. It has jousting! And you eat with your fingers!

Other than that, I'd just make suggestions and leave it up to you. I like choosing my own adventures while vacationing, so I like to return that courtesy to my visiting friends.

stainsteelrat October 5 2006, 17:22:22 UTC

This is going to sound terribly interview-y, but my question is "what jobs have you done?".

sexion8 October 5 2006, 18:01:19 UTC

* Sales, which lasted half a day before I left on my lunch break and never returned. I was good at talking to people, just not lying to them.

* Keno Runner. Imagine a cocktail waitress, only offering keno tickets instead of drinks. I actually made very good money doing this.

* Food server. Ugh. Just when I thought I'd forgotten the things I've seen in those kitchens...

* Cocktail server. Very good money.

* Bartender. Much better money.

* Payroll executive. OMG, I SAID 'EXECUTIVE'! I'M A SUIT! *sobs* Anyway, it's in a strip club so I feel that excuses me somewhat. Excellent money.

stainsteelrat October 5 2006, 18:50:42 UTC

Interesting, and I didn't realise you were in The Vegas... you are in Las Vegas, right?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 18:52:28 UTC

If I'm not, then somebody better get these drag queens and slot machines out of my grocery store.

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ljutefisk October 5 2006, 17:28:13 UTC

What bad habits do you have?

For example:

Do you pee in the shower?
Do you pick your nose or bite your fingernails?
Do you like to rub behind your ear, then smell it?
Do you apply toothpaste to your toothbrush or just squeeze it directly from the tube into your mouth?
Do you drink from the milk carton?
Do you spend more than 3 hours a day viewing porn?
Do you pop your gum?
Are you a thumbsucker?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 18:05:06 UTC

I don't pop my gum? But I do chew it incessantly. It's a leftover crutch from my quitting smoking days and I just can't give it up.

I never sucked my thumb, but I'll tell you what I did do; I'd take a corner of my pillow case, twist it, and stick it up my nose while cuddling the pillow it encased. My sister did the same. HA-HA! I'M TELLING ON YOU, BITCH!

ljutefisk October 6 2006, 02:28:05 UTC

Would snap be the better term? I think I do it without knowing it.

Glad to know you don't view porn for more than 3 hours a day. I've almost reached that limit, but try to cut myself off after that.

Too bad. I was hoping you'd divulge some kink, perhaps an addiction to cooked oatmeal in the pants.

ok bye

sexion8 October 6 2006, 03:26:17 UTC

Nope, no snapping, either.

Cooked oatmeal in the pants? That's a new one. I know several girls who bake bread in their pants.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Thread 5

electriclime October 5 2006, 17:49:12 UTC

Since pineapple is stepfather to your son - give me advice on stepfatherish things for me. I'm lame on the testosterone ways

sexion8 October 5 2006, 18:11:58 UTC

I don't know that I could give you advice on that--Pineapple would probably be a bigger help--but i can describe to you their relationship.

My son's always just called his step-dad Jeff, probably because I did. They've had more of a big brother/little brother thing than father/son thing going on, which totally works for us.

I come from a large, loud South American family, so J-Bone never wanted for male figures. But with Jeff, he was encouraged to be himself while still having strict guidelines on what he could and couldn't do. "Look, I'm here for ya, buddy, but I'll still whoop your ass if you make your mom cry or make me mad." That sort of thing.

Big brother/little brother. Yeah, that best explains it.

electriclime October 5 2006, 19:07:56 UTC

I think that's a good point of view. We're struggling for his place in the family. He's never been around kids like this and his family is very 'hands off' on their parenting technique which is opposite of mine.

he doesn't want to try and take over 'dad' role per say but maybe approaching a 'big brother/little brother' thing is something both sides can handle.

and if it works - I might be forever in your debt.

sexion8 October 5 2006, 19:12:40 UTC

Well, the best of luck to ya and let me know how it all sorts out! (I take Visa.)

darth_snarky October 5 2006, 22:31:55 UTC

I'm totally dead on the creativity, too.

Hmmm... Why are you so awesome? I need tips for copying you

sexion8 October 6 2006, 07:35:20 UTC

Hey, grow up in a stifling household and you, too, can be awesome!

Actually, it wasn't so much stifling as...cloistered. Like a monastery. Wait, maybe stifling IS the word for it.

Anyway, it's a perfect environment to nurture the fertile imagination I think we all have, but don't always cultivate. Talking, reading, observing things--those were my amusements as a child. Other worlds.

When all's said and done, I'm not so much awesome as a crazy chatterbox. ;)