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Interview Sexion8

Oct 05, 2006 00:04

Because the wellsprings of creativity have dried up for me 'lo this past week--indeed I have lost the wherewithal to write at all--I'm going to leave it up to you, my esteemed LJ friends, to provide this entry's content. No need to thank me, I am known to demonstrate random acts of unselfishness now and again ( Read more... )

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wirrrn October 5 2006, 14:41:55 UTC

Yo,

1] How did you come about your job in the stripper business?

2] What Elder Gods did you bribe to be able to have a teenaged son and yet still look in your twenties? And what's the going sacrifice?!

3] Three Bullets, No Consequences. Who would you plug and why?!

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:20:35 UTC

1.) I've bartended in nightclubs for years. But I was very unhappy at this one place I worked and a good friend of mine offered to get me a great job at this one strip club she cocktailed at. I took her up on her offer. I'll never work anywhere but a strip club again. It's a bonanza of stories, my friend ( ... )

wirrrn October 6 2006, 06:10:10 UTC

Hey,

1] Keen. More stories! Preferably with naked men in them (does your establishment do the Gender Parity thang, or is it just girls who strip?)

2] Body disposal problems? Alligators are your friend, dude *g*

3] 1] Don't go for a headshot- bullets are useless in a vacuum *g* 2] Word- although I'd prefer the person to be torn apart by other animals for the whole irony thing 3] *hugs*

sexion8 October 6 2006, 07:24:47 UTC

(does your establishment do the Gender Parity thang, or is it just girls who strip?)

Nope, girls only. But there are other establishments who do feature male dancers. :D

And thanks for the hugs. I'll take as many as I can get.

Thread 11

brianfey October 5 2006, 14:47:11 UTC

What is the coolest ongoing (not temporary) lifestyle which you can imagine for yourself?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:23:17 UTC

The lifestyle of a gypsy. If I could sell everything tomorrow and just take off on the open road, I'd be gone, err, tomorrow. I'd just have a small homebase to come back to once in a while to get my bearings. Maybe a mountain shack or something. I'm dead serious about this.

brianfey October 5 2006, 17:44:46 UTC

Very cool.

I might do that part of the year.
I would like to travel in this:
http://www.sportsmobile.com/

And I would meet with various people with whom I am propogating my ideas.
And sell my art. I can't do that until after things here are very stable though.

My friend has one of these vans. 4 wheel drive. The one he has doesn't even look like an rv. Stealth rv.
http://www.oz.net/~geoffsi/mexico2005/rancho-madrono.htm
There is a picture of his rv here:http://www.oz.net

sexion8 October 5 2006, 18:43:12 UTC

Pretty sweet rides, those.

Unfortunately, I need to live in the manner of which I'm accustomed so I have to travel in one of these. Two adults and four animals--two of them Newfoundlands--cannot reasonably fit in a van.

Maybe we could tow the van behind? Kind of like a mobile guest house?

Thread 5

particle_person October 5 2006, 14:49:32 UTC

What is your best story involving Pineapple and bugs? Is there anything more hysterical than the hummingbird moth story? Or at least a close second to it?

(And because it must be asked.) What are your thoughts on yaoi?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:37:04 UTC

Actually, the hummingbird moth story is my very best bug story involving Pineapple. Nothing really comes close to it--which is why I devoted such a long post to it ( ... )

faerieariel October 5 2006, 15:05:00 UTC

Which cartoon character reminds you of YOU ?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:39:30 UTC

Bugs Bunny. Definitely Bugs Bunny.

I can totally see myself shoving a stick of dynomite disguised as a cigar in someone's maw, watching it blow up, and then giving a great big smackaroo on the lips. Because, man, I didn't really want to do it, but you fucked with me first so you have yourself to thank. Still love ya, though. *MWAH!*

callmekili October 5 2006, 15:05:23 UTC

there've been so many great questions already....

hmmmm.....

whats your biggest fear....

has pineapple ever picked your nose...

do YOU have siblings....

how tall are you....

if you could change anything about you... anything at all... would you?? and if so... what??? and why??

who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

sexion8 October 5 2006, 17:52:16 UTC

whats your biggest fear...

Flying. Drowning. Live chickens. (I'll write about chickens one day soon.)

has pineapple ever picked your nose...

No, just my butt. KIDDING. And no.

Wait, what's wrong with you? Who picks their wife's nose???

do YOU have siblings...

I have an older sister. We got along when we were kids, hated each other when we were teens, got along during early adulthood, now we hate each other again. She's just a hysterical harridan sometimes and you know? It's HER turn to apologize this time. Otherwise she can just kiss it.

how tall are you...

5'3". And BAD ASS.

if you could change anything about you... anything at all... would you?? and if so... what??? and why??

Yes. I would change the way I view the world because from where I'm seeing it, things are looking pretty damn grim. I don't sleep as well as I used to. I don't enjoy life as well as I used to. I wish my outlook were a little more rosy, is all. The things I read about, hear about and see affect me so deeply, I think about it for days. It's terrible.

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