That's so Sexion8

[sexion8]

So because Ed will be coming into town for 3 weeks on Christmas leave and I have cleaning, laundry, waxing and pedicuring to fulfill before he gets here, this will be your grab bag stocking stuffer update typed feverishly as I wait for china-a-gogo to deliver my greasy lunch. Not even sure it'll be worth your LJ time, but you know

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[everlastinggoo]

"It's a fucking Robo Pigeon. Or a feathered cockroach, I can't decide."

Hahahahah that made me laugh hysterically. If I ever randomly come to Vegas again, I will come visit you.

Have fun with your sorta-bf Ed!

[sexion8]

Yeah a visit would be the shiz for sure!

[kittenscurious]

I will miss your stripper stories, but good for you!

I completely understand what you mean about missing it but not. I feel the same way about Starbucks. I don't miss working at 4 am or bitchy ass customers or having no money, but I miss interacting with people and all the people I worked with and having every day be different.

[sexion8]

Mmmm Starbucks. Actually, I'd love to read a Starbucks work story if you ever felt so inclined to post one. Nothing beats customer service when it comes to "batshit crazy old lady" or "omg what?" stalker stories.

[kittenscurious]

You mean like the one homeless guy who would come in, ask for a glass of water, and make his own concoction at the condiment bar with vanilla powder and creamer? And who would sit at the bar and stare at everyone behind the counter called one of our off-duty baristas and his boyfriend "Fags". The final straw, though, was when he stole some guy's croissant (the last one!) and then started harassing another customer-she was the one who ended up calling the police. And now I see him all the time by the university campus, which is ten-15 minutes away from my old Starbucks.

I am so happy not to deal with crazies any more.

[sexion8]

Yeah that definitely qualifies as a "Omg What!" story,

[ljutefisk]

DON'T FORGET TO
SUPERSIZE IT

[sexion8]

Haha last night I told Ed you wrote that. He ell-oh-ell'd.

[gixantha]

Yay for quitting drinking. I quit smoking. Yes, for finally. Not sure if you had heard that or not. Anyway, Mel and I are kicking around (and I can't stress that enough) the idea of hitting your neck of the woods. I'll email you if the idea approaches concrete.

[sexion8]

Wow never thought I'd see the day you of all people would ditch the coffin nails. Congrats! (Got your emails)

[augusttwelve]

Your stripper stories were highly entertaining. Wasn't your club haunted, too? I thought I remembered a ghost story weaved in there somewhere.

I still haven't learned how to put on false eyelashes. :\

[sexion8]

Oh falsies are easy to put on if you have long nails. My personal trick is to use a blowdryer with your eyes closed once you're sure you've got them on straight...the heat from the air glues them in place REAL good.

I think you're referring to This post. BOO!