Well...I don't think I'm making it to karaoke this week. Yeah, it's cause yall suck. Really, it is, it's TOTALLY your fault, like all of it....nah, just kidding. It's cause I got tickets to the midnight showing of Harry Potter. Got yall going didn't I? Otherwise....nothing. I got nuthin, totally lacking anything of interest. Sounds fun doesn't it?

So....nevermind, they found my purse, someone turned it in late last night after the fireworks. All the thief or thieves made off with was my fresh pack of smokes. Seriously though, if all the people wanted was a cigarette, they could have just fucking asked. The main theory is that it was a couple of teenagers...for two reasons. One, they would ( Read more... )

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE IF YOU HAVE MY CELL PHONE NUMBER YOU CANNOT REACH ME THERE.... as with everything else in my purse, it is no longer in my posession. Call Em if you absolutely need to get ahold of me, otherwise....fuck ( Read more... )

Okay, I know I said my life sucked major donkey cock yesterday. Well, maybe I was wrong, because I ran into this guy today whose life sucked waay more than mine does. Kay, so I volunteered to work a few hours today...blah blah blah....weeellll, about 12:30 or so, this really kinda cute guy rushes in to grab a few things, then rushes out just as ( Read more... )

Well, okay, so life sucks....why should I be surprised. Work sucks, school really sucks, and I just volunteered to work for 4 hours on the 4th of July. Yep, that's right, I volunteered to work...sometimes I wonder if I'm a masochist instead of a sadist. Because sometimes I set myself up for some fatansticlly amaszing ass raping....I wonder why I do ( Read more... )

I guess I really don't have the hang of this whole "update regularly" thing. Nothing really spectacular has happened lately. Um...think I've already talked about me new tatoo. Pictures will follow when I find the energy. Um, I just paid out my ass to keep the jail off my neck...and Oh Yeah, I just volunteered to go in on an apartment with a friend ( Read more... )

Yeah, so nothing exciting is going on, so I have no idea why I decided it would be a good idea to post something here. It's probably end up being extremely boring. Though, I do have some fun news for those of you that will see me on Tuesday. Actually, it's kinda double sided, but it's mostly good ( Read more... )

I really kinda want to rip my ovaries out and feed them to my cat. Some times it really really sucks to be a girl. Why the fuck can't we be like cats and only get really really horny every three months. At least that wouldn't hurt....much ( Read more... )

TA DA!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!! Did you really think you could get rid of me for good? My evil monkey powers are too strong for that. Gee...kinda like the sound of that one...evil monkey powers....hmmmmm ( Read more... )

Well, here goes. I go before the sentencing Judge tomorrow to see what my future holds. Jail time, or a few years of probation. I'm not particularly nervous yet, (see how well I lie?) but I have a feeling sleep will be elusive prey tonite. I just wanted to post one last time as a free woman in case things don't go my way tomorrow. So if you read ( Read more... )