how do you like me now?

[sexnazi]

And today it occurs to me that no amount of pate-with-peppercorns-on-fancypants-organic-artisan-peasant-wheat-bread-eating and hoitytoity-English-Breakfast-tea-with-milk-and-sugar-drinking is going to make me a grown-up if I persist in running around the neighborhood with white cotton panties sticking out of my jeans' back pocket. 

Comments

[elisheva]

Don't worry - I like you just the same. ;)

[sexnazi]

*gives you some pate*

[ardra007]

No kidding! You need to trade the white cotton panties for a red satin thong, THEN you'll be adult ;)

[sexnazi]

Well, I was WEARING the thong (tho' not a red satin one).

[mysticchyna]

ah, but you could just tell everyone that it is a really big hankie?

[sexnazi]

And then they would say, "Wow, I didn't know Hanes made 'her way' hankies!" keeheehee!