I want you to take note tonight of how much more awesome a person I'm trying to be. It's 3am and I just left the apartment of a girl I just met earlier tonight, who's in a committed relationship and has a self-proclaimed lack of morals. The last thing she said to me after I told her I wouldn't stay the night was ( Read more... )

I wonder how many times you can lose yourself before you can't find your way back? How many times before you decide you may not want to if you could ( Read more... )

I know it's pretty redundant now, but I guess I feel like I've got to put it out there anyhow, though I'm fully aware that if you were here, you'd just find this amusing and call me a girl's name. God I miss you ( Read more... )

So here's the deal. I fucking HATE philosophy class, philosophy majors, and basically any such forum whereby a totally arrogant and pompous ass gets to speak his mind to a poor crowd that must listen to his quasi-intellectual excretions. Of course, being the dumbass hypocrite that I am, this semester I signed up for a Philosophy of Minds and ( Read more... )

It's come to my attention that in recent months I have become way too familiar with the relationship between overconsumption of cheese and overexcretion of doody.
Mull it over, livejournal. You're welcome.

Ritalin + coffee + cheesecake + two overdue essays = LENNYSPLOSION!

That is all.

Some questions are best left unanswered. You'd be surprised at how your understanding of something changes how you feel about it.
I was happier when I was naive.

I meant to go to bed 3 hours ago... but then I got high.

Oh man. My house is a black hole where responsibility goes to die!
Will try harder tomorrow.

Happy birthday, Kailey. I miss you.
Nothing has or ever will be the same without you here.
I hope that wherever you are, you are happy.
I hope you're thinking of me as much as I'm thinking of you.
I love you.

"So, I don't find you attractive when I'm sober. Also, you're crazy."

I think I'm going to text that to her. I don't believe in lying or confrontation. How can this be bad?