I don't know how to deal with your death. I just can't. This is so fucking hard for me. I miss you so damned much and I don't know what to do. To this day nothing about it is real to me ( Read more... )

(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

HAH! Okay, now nobody can give me crap for dating too many Kaylies/Kaileys/Callies/etc
It's brand loyalty, motherfuckers.

(941): I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"

I NEED TO FIND THIS GIRL.

So, today I went downtown rock climbing. To celebrate, I got well drunk at some bar whose locationI knowsv no longer remember and then took the subway+bus home so my parents wouldn't get pissed teyhey had to pick up their drunk son. AAAAAAAnnnnnnyways, so I fell asleep and woke up at silvercity richmond hill which ain't so bad cause the bus could ( Read more... )

At 4 in the morning, I spent an hour conversing with a complete stranger living in China. What a fascinating way to enjoy stimulating (usually) conversation with a total stranger over the internet. Highly recommended.

And it seems as though I've got this tattoo on my forehead that says I'm a lazy, happy-go-lucky slacker that I don't think I'll ever be able to remove or live down.

Tonight, after giving me an incredible megazoom quasi-professional photo camera for my birthday (which I have no clue yet how to use, by the way, being a sub-par photographer), my very charismatic and doting family friend asked me to escort his beautiful and frighteningly intelligent niece (jailbait though, I might add) around over the next few ( Read more... )

"Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is."

THAT is the kind of father I want to be. Nay, that is the kind of father I KNOW I will be.

"Of course, recognizing our common humanity is only the beginning of our task. Words alone cannot meet the needs of our people. These needs will be met only if we act boldly in the years ahead. And if we understand that the challenges we face are shared and our failure to meet them will hurt us all.
For we have learned from recent experience that ( Read more... )

So... I just got headhunted by a bilingual recruitment agency to do work for bilingual pharmaceutical companies... Nice?