The Dirgebrain situation ( Read more... )

The dwarves are now planning the "epic dining hall", which is a gigantic, huge room, three stories excavated. The walls will be engraved on all three floors, a waterfall will operate to generate happy mistings, and solid gold statues will decorate the hall, held up by cobaltite pedastals.

Unfortunately, this plan will basically take forever to

The latest edition of DF is kicking my ass. The Dwarf-vs-Everything thing has been ratcheted up to such a degree that I'm having difficulty adjusting. At this point, I've lost all seven of my starting dwarves and most of my current fort to a combination of cougars and cave crocodiles, because I opened the caverns too early ( Read more... )

I have finally upgraded to the next update of DF, and my first dive has been Ancientabbeys, a fortress that seems to be built on top of a gigantic cavern network of rivers, lakes, underground forests, and monsters. What kind of monsters?

Giant spiders and naked mole dogs.The doods broke into the cavern from above, and immediately they noticed ( Read more... )

Hermitanus has failed me, it's benevolent dictator, for the last time ( Read more... )

This crazy Mexican guy comes into my shop a lot, he looks UNCANNILY like Donald Pleasance as Blofeld, only with a gigantic Sergio Aragones cartoon mustache. He has a dead eye and a scar up and down his face, he's totally a Bond villain ( Read more... )

FLORIDA WATER #1 ( Read more... )

The dwarves of Hermitanus have something of a strange habit of encrusting. Simply put, we have a glut of gems that I scored a wicked deal on (something about skipping a caravan for a whole year leads to whatever was in it the first year being on sale the second... I think), and they have taken to setting said gems into everythingMugs? Encrusted ( Read more... )

The story just gets better ( Read more... )

The past must die for the future to be born. That future is Hermitanus ( Read more... )