Is it possible to have sex with a cartoon character ( Read more... )

Don't weep my children... i know you've missed me.

I have been away, auctioning off some of my things around the world, to afford money to support all those sexy young children ( Read more... )

I met a rather sexy man today.

Well... not really... more like it was a dream... and i heard his voice...

Ok... so maybe it wasn't a dream, and i just had my eyes closed, was watching South Park and masturbating with my favorite bottle of Keri lotion.

Trey Parker makes me touch myself ( Read more... )

Mr. Cosby needs some more friends.

He is lonely.

But for now i will play with some new costumes i bought at this boutique down the street.

/takes out a dressy and dances around wearing it\

I knew this straw hat would bring out my eyes.

In my mind, i myself, celebrate christmas early. I bought myself gifts and sat under my tree giggling and opening them.

To my surprise, i already knew what they were.

I recieved gifts of lingerie, a new prada bag, some chiffon socks and lots and lots of linen... for my new linen closet of course.

I wish someone were as generous as myself.

I'm going trick of treating in my undies... /covers mouth\

Please... no flash photography.

Well... I see there is a debat over LJ sexiness... I never noticed until now... that Janet Reno is def. the sexiest /sighs\ its no longer debatable ( Read more... )

I am so much sexier than Regis!!

No question in my mind.

/struts infront of the mirror\

Look at these thighs!

I have had a mental picture of his ass in my head all day.

Made me cum on myself.

Thank god for those hoover vacuum cleaners... i didn't have to take my pants to the dry cleaners... those hoovers are crazy bastards!

Saved me some money.

Today i jogged 3 miles in the rain... making sure that my spandex shorts hugged my balls every so soft and firmly.

It was a good jog, i saw a lot of cool things. Like dogs humping, rats fighting, children getting hit by cars.

Made desire a drink of suki.