This cruise? Lame. LAME. :|

It feels like it's been months. But that's just me. I can't wait to get off this goddamn thing. I'm damn near sinking it or something. It's that lame. Not that I wouldn't sink a ship just for FUN, but.

Not to mention how LAME having a roommate is. I'm getting so sick of the smell of wet dog.

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...I forgot my birthday. :|

Funny, how when I think that my father caused such an occaision it's just not so exciting anymore.

... Life has a screw loose. Because of course I don't.

Who'd have ever thought. I must be going soft. I don't do the whole friend thing. Unless that friend was Malik. But Malik's a given. :| Otherwise, I just don't do it.

But I did. Hn. Weird.

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... I guess I'm.. staying at Yarik's for a bit. :|

There's food here. Good food.

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Where the fuck are you?

... Aha.. hahaha.

This is funny. hysterical.

A FUCKING. KNEE SLAPPER.

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...

You know what? No. N-O.

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No. :|

Bird shit is the single most difficult thing to get out of your hair. And it's not like you can just go to some convenient store, asking for the best conditioner they got, loads of it, and just expect to walk out questioned free.

Not only are we now out of conditioner. This crap is STILL my hair. Oh, and I ( Read more... )

I park in handicapped places, while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

Yo. Ryou. Just thought I'd tell you because you sleep like THE DEAD ( Read more... )