This one is 'Merrington-lite', since it is based on an actual and traumatic real life event. The comedy may be light, but the subject matter is close to home and the pain very, very real indeed.

Enjoy, you sick bastards.Dear Wimpy ( Read more... )

I haven't updated with an actual post about myself in ages ( Read more... )

Wakkie Nu Nu!

It's Boxing Day, so what better way to celebrate than by weighing up and rating the various messages of goodwill I received throughout the big occasion! I do it because I care! Who will reign victorious? I'm too excited!

In order of receivation-o-vision!

Richard: "Merry christmas and god bless you one and all!"
Received: 01:42:45
Score: 6 ( Read more... )

FAO: The Tesco,

Now listen up, you wily wordsmiths, as I've just about had enough of you for one year.

It's bad enough that I have to start my Christmas Day in the early hours, without having to handle further festive fury at the hands of some ill-conceived and poorly executed cracker action. It gives me what little joy I have remaining to tell you ( Read more... )

Not-so-dear PC World ( Read more... )

This is a quick one which I had to put out there, once I discovered Oxford English Dictionary have a submission service... Hark scholars ( Read more... )

Something a little light hearted for the weekend.. enjoy! :) Oi Vue ( Read more... )

No need to hide behind the Cristophe guise this time around, it's truly personal...

The Spoon ( Read more... )

To Whom It Should Concern ( Read more... )

For the non-myspace equipped, here are the results of yesterday's splurge. Gotta love 'em at Birds Eye...

Dear Mr Merrington-Head ( Read more... )