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I have to go to the store and buy a new toothbrush. My boyfriend replaced them this morning but they're both the same color. There's just too much chance for confusion here and I couldn't go on living if I ever found out that one of us stuck the wrong brush in our mouth by mistake. I'm very anal like that.

My crotch has a hole in it and nobody cares.

I worked a double on the bar yesterday and made less money than I usually do during a 4 hour shift. If business doesn't pick up soon I'll have no choice but to begin a life of crime. Is there a class I can take for that? Because I'm not very good at it. The last thing I stole was a slurpy from the 7-11 and I ended up freezing the shit out of my ( Read more... )