so i havent updated my lj in awhile cuz who the fuck goes on this anyway, its all about myspace bitches!!! but this is for my numba oooonnneee..ryan. i forget what song thats from, the whole "this is for my numba ooooneee" but i know its from a song. anyways, tomorrow is the last day of school and im ready to get it crunk! i doubt ill update ( Read more... )

yeah so today was my first swim meet! i didnt really expect a lot out of me cause i know that i kinda suck so i set myself some small goals for myself: Goal #1- try to finish race. Goal #2- try not to come in dead last. Goal #3- try to look good while doing the above 2 goals. Well im pleased to announce that i achieved the first 2 of the ( Read more... )

O my car, me dear dear car. we had some fun times didnt we? i remember when i was first trying to learn how to drive u. stalling every 5 feet and making people behind us really angry. u were always there on the weekends when it was time for us to head out. i didnt care what anyone else thought. so u were a little banged up, had no power ( Read more... )

well, im sorry to report that my beloved car (ol rusty) has once again overheated! i know, i know, please dont cry. the first time it overheated i just pushed the bitch home, but this time i was more than a mile from home so i had to have it towed. it brought a tear to my eye seeing my car "man-handled" like that! first he had to hook it up to a ( Read more... )

As of lately, ive heard these comments that the sacred name of "cakes" (aka anastasia) is being replaced with names of other pastries such as fudge, sugarbunns, and of lately even muffins! i am here to set this issue straight and say that "cakes" is the 1 and only nick name. any immatations or alterations of the name "cakes" will be met with ( Read more... )

Goddammit, some stupid virus named "trojan horse" is fucking up my computer. it keeps kicking me off line and making porn pop up on my desktop. i told my dad it was because of the virus but i dont think he believed me, lol.

If u havent seen the show "360" u gotta see that shit. its the best show ever! its on at 5:30 on channel 9 kcal. its like the tv version of "u got served." Come on guys "tag em in! tag em in!- head to head! head to head!

Yes so tonight i spent the night at some family reunion. at first i didnt know that everyone was related to me so i began looking around for some chicks. u dont want to know what i was doing but i soon found out that they were all my cousins. im going to go throw up now, see ya.

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Yes the rumors are true, i am joining swim team! And oh yea, i have overtaken 4 x 4 and now hold the title of "strongest man on the football team." yea thats right.