well i think its due time to discuss the kids at books-a-million. These "kids" range in age from about 6 to 40. Yeah thats right, I said forty. They sit around all day every saturday at bam and play games with cards. And its not so much the younger kids i worry about its the kids entering the age of employment. Cuz there can only be so many ( Read more... )

well folks its September and you know what that means. yeah thats right its killer emu season. this rare breed of bird, imported from south africa, nigeria, montana, and other foreign countries such as these, can be quite the threat to society. they are known for their speed and their ability to viciously peck a man to death. so while you are ( Read more... )

sexybastard's LJ stalker is fadedpicture!fadedpicture is stalking you because they have nothing better to do with their time. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

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well let me tell you what: several people have been expressing interest in my rap music entry so i thought id do a follow up. another hiphoppin fact is that "wiggers" perform better in certain school classes than regular white people. "wiggers" score better on the EAT, or Ebonics Aptitude Test, than "whities." these n-word wannabies get a major ( Read more... )

i think my favorite word is "biatch," because when used with the right tone and the right amount of volume, it can make any conversation interesting. the best conversations ive ever had included many uses of the word, "biatch." so in closing id like to encourage all of today's young people, whether giving a book report or having a casual ( Read more... )

yep its sunday and im tired and im about to go to bed but i wanted to write one more journal deally before this week of school in which i wont even have time to think about crap like journals(my apologies to the journal site runner-people, i dont really think they are crap(yeah i do)) but anyways there really isnt much to say except for hooray for ( Read more... )

rap music is really good cuz it teaches kids about whats really important in life: "booties" and "hos." they dont all try to have good messages about school and whatnot, they explicitly discuss important sexual issues like "shaking like salt shakers" and "twurking that monkey." thats the problem with todays youth: not enough rap music in their life ( Read more... )

Hi, my name is scott. i was introduced to this journal thing by fadedpicture. well this is my first entry and im not a good writer so dont have high expectations. today was the second day of the 2004-05 school year. we only have like one hundred and ninety school days left, and one hundred and fifty four shopping days left til christmas. well i ( Read more... )