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[sexybitchninja]

[filtered to all mayfield school-age girls and their respective 'parents']

Well, tomorrow's Monday, and I'll be your Girls' PE teacher from now until... things change.  While I don't have any teaching experience per se, part of my duties where I'm from consisted of the rigorous training of new recruits, and under my watch you'll all be safe.

Since

Comments

[silvestris_mage]

...what? You can't be serious.

[sexybitchninja]

I am quite serious, young lady. We all need to be in good condition in case... something happens.

[silvestris_mage]

Well, I can try, but I'm fair certain I can't do 1000 of anything.

[sexybitchninja]

Of course you can-- the only thing holding you back is your own uncertainty.

(ooc: and, er, human physical limitations but whatever XD)

[redhuntinghood]

That's... quite a schedule.

[sexybitchninja]

It's not as bad as everyone's making it out to be. Really, even getting halfway would be impressive at this point.

[redhuntinghood]

I feel bad for your fragile students. I doubt many of them will get it done, sadly.

[sexybitchninja]

I don't believe a single one of them is really 'fragile.' And besides, we can't afford for anyone to put their guard down in a place like this.

The harder I push them all now, the more prepared they'll be if things get worse.

[miss_enma_ai]

....
[She says nothing but really....thinks your crazy and doesn't plan to make much of an effort]

[sexybitchninja]

[just glares back, as if daring her not to]

[miss_enma_ai]

[and the stare off comences]

[sexybitchninja]

[stares back as hard as she can while trying to look casual about it]

1/2

[dreams_are_mine]

[dreams_are_mine]

Don't you think that's going too easy on them? Students shouldn't slack~

[sexybitchninja]

Y...you think so? Most of the people I've talked to have said this isn't the sort of thing normal humans can do...

[dreams_are_mine]

You shouldn't listen to whiny weaklings, they'll always complain.

[hopeful_dance]

What's a pushup?

[sexybitchninja]

What's a...

...

...You're being... sarcastic, right?

[hopeful_dance]

No Ma'am! Not at all!

[sexybitchninja]

......